Fax Yourself to Jesus

Album: Back With Jack


v1) So you’re stuck here on life’s freeway in this traffic menagerie Nerves are frayed, horns are honking, cars as far as eye can see Then a message from the Spirit, it’s your beeper - can’t you hear it? Time to boot on up to heaven with the Lord’s technology

CH: Fax yourself to Jesus on that cellular phone to glory Better check your heavenly voice mail in the scriptures sweet and true Let the Lord illuminate your darkened fiber optic cable Dial the Savior’s soul-free hotline, 1-800-Hallelu!

v2) In the pride of Silicon Valley their technology seems high But it’s crude when it’s compared with what the Lord has in the sky Just confess your sins, upload ‘em through Calvary’s holy modem And download that power eternal with the program from on high, and ...


v3) When you’ve dialed that soul-free hotline, Jesus’ access code divine You’ve got gigabytes of mercy then in nanosecond time The hard copy’s in the Bible, just scan it and you’re liable To become the Lord’s disciple, welcome brother, come online and ...



by Jack Pearson © 1995 Jack Pearson, OtterTunity Inc., - BMI